3 Story: Secret Files of the Giant Man

3 Story: Secret Files of the Giant Man
Dark Horse Comics
Written by Matt Kindt
Art by Matt Kindt

This book is kind of a different spin of a character study and can only be told in comics. There are three stories written about Craig Pressgang, a man born in 1945 who grows to be three-stories tall. One story is his time in France, the second is when he goes to Egypt and the third when he goes to the Philippians. Now, these first came out in My Dark Horse Presents #24, #25 and #32. Each of these stories talk about how he effected how the US was either viewed by the international community, how he affected the war or just being out in the world.
This was kind of different for me. The art was done with basic pencils and colors, nothing real fancy or detailed, but with the stories that were being told I think it worked and added to them. As for the paneling there wasn’t much to it, basic squares and nothing connecting them, again this complemented the story. It wasn’t forced or missing anything. Now, once again there’s the writing. I understand that these were written for an anthology book, but each of the characters you meet, including Craig. I want to know more of who’s in the story and why is it happening. But again, that’s me.

Reading this, it felt like an artsy type comic. Something that people who delve into that area would really get. I’m not one of them. Now, I’m not saying it was bad; it did get me to think a little more about what the writer wanted. There are a few other areas that I read into this and said, “Ok, I get it.” but not that much. The story for me was the first part, a three-story man and everyone doesn’t know where he is at all times, and I’m not just talking about his size. In my opinion, if you like to put more thought than normal into a comic, get this, if not, don’t. I give it 3 caps out of 5.

Alabaster Wolves #1 of 5

Alabaster Wolves #1 of 5
Dark Horse Comics
Written by Caitlín R. Kiernan
Art by Steve Lieber

Have you ever gone to a place, town or whatever where you felt that it was a bad place, evil or something just wasn’t right? This is what’s happening with Dancy Flammarion. She’s a sixteen-year-old who has been chosen and sent to different places by an angel to kill evi ldoers and demons alike. In this opener, she’s in some town in South Carolina. While waiting for a bus she meets a girl, or something that looks like a girl. And that’s where the fun begins. All they needed to do was add “Dueling Banjos” to give it more of an uneasy feeling that comes off the page.

Let’s start with the writing, the characters come off the page and each has their own accent and personality. I was glad to see someone in the Deep South speaking like they’re from the Deep South. Each frame has a darkness that comes off the page, not just due to lack of light, but the feel that it gives. As for the paneling, basic squares added to this story. They didn’t try to force something in that didn’t fit that might take away from the writing. The only thing negative that I could find is my personal opinion about having the cover art match what you would get in the book. But I could have been given the variant art cover.

When I was reading this, I could say that I’ve been in the same town that she was in. I could relate with Dancy just enough to have a better feel for the story. The story itself did show the classic feel of a first issue, laying the foundation for the books to come but not revealing too much. But this one did it in a way where the story was complete but you still didn’t know the full story; that was well done. At each turn, you had a feeling of what might happen but nothing really prepared you for what comes at the end. In my humble opinion, this is a series to follow. I give it 4.5 caps out of 5.

Iron Muslim #1

Iron Muslim #1
Boom Studios
Written by Rich Johnston
Art by Bryan Turner

Follow me, if you will. Instead of having a super-rich, playboy, super-genius engineer who built body armor that can fly, shoot repulser blasts and is mostly invulnerable to harm in it American who realizes he’s on a path to self-destruction, turn his life around and become a hero. Why not make him into a Muslim who hates America and destroys the Statue of Liberty but loves what comes out of it, i.e. a huge coffee chain, computer store and a TV comedy about super-smart guys and he has to save his image so he can keep going into these stores and all. Yeah, that’s what I said.

Ok, The art was bright and drawn with exaggerated features. I will say, it did add to the story and moved it along. With the art, it could be someone’s dream. The writing, well, this type of satire, I’m not a fan of. But I could see the humor that was supposed to be there and a point that came across from it, whether the writer wanted it or not. Each panel fit with what the story was saying a few small or huge pictures kept the story flowing. Even the cover art told you what to expect inside.

Personally, I wasn’t to taken with this book. There was just something about it that didn’t work for me. Maybe because of a recent relationship I was in or how certain things were portrayed, I don’t know. Humor can be used to show things as they are, bridge cultural divides but here, I don’t see good coming out of it. Again, this might just be me. So, I’ll split the difference. To be honest, it wasn’t that bad, but not for me. In my humble opinion, I will say thumb through this at the store and decide from there. I’m not going to say yes or no. I give this 3 caps out of 5.

Wrestlemania Axxess

Yesterday, I was at the Wrestlemania Axxess event at the Miami Beach Convention Center. This is an interactive event that the WWE holds before the actual Wrestlemania XXVIII. There, you get to do a lot of things, meet and ask questions of some of the wrestlers and wrestling legends, do trivia contests and many other things.

I got there and checked in with the WWE officials for my credentials. They were actually very nice and they were willing to talk to you. Going in, they had the whole area above the door decorated with the banner and the poster for Wrestlemania XXVIII, just extended out to cover just about everything. Once inside, you walked along a long hallway decorated with the different wrestlers of the under card and there were ring ropes were you could get a good picture with them. They were playing the entrance themes of the different wrestlers as well.

Now for all the items that they had going on inside. The layout was well done. You could walk around and not feel crowded. As I’m walking around, I see the legends area and who’s signing. Two of the three people are high up in the pantheon of wrestling, Jimmy Hart and Jim Ross. Jerry Brisco was there as well. If you didn’t buy a program they had a sheet that they would give you to have signed. You were also able to get a picture taken trying to reach the briefcase from the “Money In the Bank” Match, different wrestles and the championship belt. All of this was free; you didn’t pay any extra for it. At certains time, those who were signing would stop with those in line, get up and move over to where handicapped individuals allowing them to get their stuff signed. But the big thing that a lot of people had fun with was where you could pick a wrestlers entrance music and come down the ramp to the ring.

There were people there from all over the world. Most were looking forward to The Rock vs John Cena match. Others for the Undertaker vs Triple H. But of everyone I talked to, no one said they were not having a good time. In my jumble opinion, WWE did this right. I will definitely recommend that you attend Axxess. I gave this 5 caps out of 5.

Ice Age: Playing Favorites

Ice Age: Playing Favorites
Kaboom!
Written by Caleb Monroe
Art by Shelli Paroline & Braden Lamb

Who has not seen the Ice Age movies? Well, now they’ve made the jump to comic books. This looks to be the introductory issue for the series. Here we have Manny and Ellie going off to have a nice romantic night for their anniversary. They’ve chosen Diego to watch Peaches while they’re gone. But since they’re in a heard, with Sid, Crash and Eddie, everyone thinks they can baby-sit, add to that situation that Peaches thinks she can watch after herself. And of course, you have to have Scratte trying to get a nut. Minus the squirrel, who’s had an evening like this?

This is a fun book that you can have for your kids and enjoy it too. Reading through it, the story flows very well and is an easier read for kids of all ages (even those who are bringing in a paycheck). Plus the story isn’t too ridiculous with outrageous things. There would be no way to match the art from the movies to a page form but the way they did it, it works. It’s bright and easy to follow. The same could be said for the paneling, nothing over-the-top. They stuck with basic squares, it’s not cluttered at all and it fit.

For me, this is something that when my son goes to bed tonight, I’ll use it for his bedtime story. It’s fun, has a happy ending and is an easy read. Now mind you, I’m a fan of the movies and am happy to see a company take them to the comic world. With luck, they’ll keep this same style, because it should be successful if they do. In my humble opinion, if you have a child who you want to introduce to the world of comics and want something to start them off on, this would be it. I give this 5 caps out of 5.

TNA Wrestling Tour Review

Who out there knows who TNA Wrestling is?(www.impactwrestling.com) They are the other wrestling league other than the WWE. They have been around for 10 years and have been slowing gaining respect and admiration. This past Friday 4/20, I took my son to the show they had at the Ft. Lauderdale War Memorial Auditorium. This was the first time they did a show in this city and from what I saw and what Jeremy Borash was saying, it won’t be the last time they come.

Also, before the show, I had a chance to interview Bully Ray; he’s one of the top heals (bad guy for all you non-wrestling fans) in the company and in the industry. He was part of most decorated tag-teams around, the Dudley Boyz. Other than him wrestling now he also runs a wrestling school up in Orlando, Team 3D Academy (http://www.team3dacademy.com/index2.html).

Now mind you, my son is not a wrestling fan as of yet but the way the show was presented, he was able to get into it and had a lot of fun. I told him that it could be a living comic book. As the first match started (X-Division title Zima Ion vs. the champ Austin Aries) my son started booing Zima (mainly because I told him who the bad guy was). The two of the started into their fast paced match that is the hallmark of the X-Division and I was amazed how well they were able to pull off their moves. Zima was really taunting the crowd and getting a good reach, or pop, from the audience. Bully told me that if he could change anything, it would make the storylines more real. Find out whom has a problem with whom and have them feud.

The next match was the Knockouts with Velvet Sky taking on the champion Gail Kim (two of the most attractive women on the planet if you ask me). Again, they played to the crowd and everyone was into the match. My son asked me if Velvet liked Wonder Woman because her outfit kind of looked like hers.

The third match was the tag champions of Samoa Joe and Magnus versus Kazarian and “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels. I asked Bully Ray about the status of tag-team wrestling, “It’s a dying art form. It really doesn’t exist in the WWE anymore. There’s no one team that’s truly credible.” But these four men put on a fast paced match that had a lot of teamwork. The audience was really into this with chants of “Joe’s gonna kill you!” and “Magnus, Magnus, Magnus!” It was a real fun. Another thing I asked Bully Ray was the differences between tag wrestling and singles. “It’s weird, going from four to two. There’s no one to tag out to when you need to take a breath.”

The next few matches were solid all around. Jeremy Borash was announcing and he was also picking out the loudest fans (not really because he didn’t pick my son) to go backstage and meet the wrestlers. Also, Gail Kim was signing autographs after her match, as well as one of the most famous referees Earl Hebner. He was also taunting the people sitting ringside.

The main event was a “three-way dance” with Bully Ray and Jeff Hardy against the World Heavyweight Champion Bobby Rude. Bully Ray came out and started out addressing the audience making them hate him even more than they do. When I asked him about where his character came from, he said it was an extension of himself from his ECW days. “I don’t want them to hate me, I want them to despise me! To try and knock this chip off my shoulder.” And the crowd ate it up, booing him mercilessly. In my humble opinion the next time they’re in town, go see the show. I give it 5 caps out of 5.

Dark Horse Presents #12

Dark Horse Presents Issue #12
Dark Horse Comics
Written by various writers
Art by various artists

Dark Horse has issued another compilation of works ranging from Aliens, Sabertooth Vampire and just about everything in between you can think of. Each story is unique and has no relation to each other and some of the stories are the next chapters in an ongoing series. The Aliens story bounce around a few days of someone who’s going to kill all the aliens, to a discussion of being human. Another story deals with a group of zombie and gore fans trying to get away from someone they scared.

Reading this, I’ll say the art for most of the stories is what each story needed. Whether detailed and clean to less detail, each worked with what was being said. The same can be said for the paneling of each story. Most where basic squares with some of the details spilling over, again this did not interfere with the flow of the story and in some cases helped push it along. Now, we get to the writing. Ok, it’s one of my pet peeves when I read comics but if it’s an ongoing story, don’t you think it would be wise to tell the reader what happened in the previous issue or book? In all but two, this was not done. The only reason why one did it was because it was the first chapter in the story. For most stories, this would have helped me a lot.

I’ve reviewed a DHP before and this did not have any of the same stories from before. So, I was lost for most of what was going on. Thankfully for me, these stories were not as cerebral as some of the ones before. A little more simple and had more character depth, but not much. These are some of the things I like; also if there was something in an issue I missed, give me a heads on it so I can have a better grasp for this new chapter. All in all, this wasn’t too bad. In my humble opinion, if you follow these books, go ahead and get it. If not, leave it on the shelf or get it for the art. I give this 3.5 caps out of 5.

The Voyages of She Buccaneer Volume #1

The Voyages of She Buccaneer Volume #1
Red 5 Comics
Written by Heidi Hughes
Art by Bill Hughes

A story for the ages, a swarthy pirate crew, a treasure that might bring back the dead, an adventure across the seven seas and a buxom pirate captain, now that’s a pirate’s life for me! This is some of what you get in this collection from Red 5. It starts out with Sir Nigel Redfern, telling the tale of his dear captain for a warm place by a tavern fire and a nice tankard of ale. His story takes the innkeeper and the other listeners to lands far off and adventure to spare. Why can’t we get a drink that easy nowadays?

When I read this book, I fell right into the story. I could feel the mist of the ocean, smell the sea salt and hear the tide. The writing was that good and that engrossing. At the end of this book, there are still plenty of stories to be told. Each panel was able to lead you to the next scene seamlessly. It was very simply done with basic squares but very effective on what they were trying to do. The art was bright and detailed enough to match the story. This also helped draw you into the story.

I truly enjoyed this book. It was refreshing to see a different take on pirate tales. How the captain takes care of her crew after earning their trust (or beating the trust into them). The adventures they have and the obstacles they overcome are straight out of most myths you could think of. Each story in this collection stands on it’s own but blend to a great storyline. If you are a pirate fan, book fan or any other type of fan, I think you’ll like this book, in my humble opinion. I give this 4.5 caps out of 5.

Irredeemable #36

Irredeemable #36
Boom Studios
Written by Mark Waid
Art by Diego Barreto

Plutonian is back, this time trying to save the earth from a devastating type of radiation after Qubit convinced him it would be the best thing for him to do. The only problem is that he just got the snot kicked out of him by Modeus and isn’t in a real position to do much of anything. The other superheroes who are still left are fighting among themselves with Sy in possession of ancient seeds from the mythical Tree of Life that could help save humanity and one of them is hearing voices (I thought the voice only talked to me). Did I forget anything?

Ever since this series was introduced on Free Comic Book day a few years ago, I’ve been impressed by the art. That doesn’t change here. It’s detailed enough to blend with the story and make you feel like part of the story. Each panel flows and allows the reader to move from one scene to the next, yet there are times when I would like for it to tell me where the character are, just in case I’m reading this story for the first time. Now, that leads me to the writing, I’m glad that I had a quick heads up on what’s going on but when I got into the story, I was lost for about half of the issue.

Now, I could see where the story was going but I couldn’t follow what was going on. Now, if I have this issue, what’s going to happen when someone else picks this up cold? I think they could have a worse time. Also, I pointed it before, the storyteller didn’t tell us where the characters where. Are they on this world, an alternate reality; even if they told us in the previous issue, there are those of us who haven’t read it yet. Again, this is something that most fans want to know. In my humble opinion, if you’re a fan of the book, you’ll want this and know what’s going on, if you’re not, don’t get it. I give this 2.5 caps out of 5.

The Voyages of She Buccaneer Volume #1

The Voyages of She Buccaneer Volume #1
Red 5 Comics
Written by Heidi Hughes
Art by Bill Hughes

A story for the ages, a swarthy pirate crew, a treasure that might bring back the dead, an adventure across the seven seas and a buxom pirate captain, now that’s a pirate’s life for me! This is some of what you get in this collection from Red 5. It starts out with Sir Nigel Redfern, telling the tale of his dear captain for a warm place by a tavern fire and a nice tankard of ale. His story takes the innkeeper and the other listeners to lands far off and adventure to spare. Why can’t we get a drink that easy nowadays?

When I read this book, I fell right into the story. I could feel the mist of the ocean, smell the sea salt and hear the tide. The writing was that good and that engrossing. At the end of this book, there are still plenty of stories to be told. Each panel was able to lead you to the next scene seamlessly. It was very simply done with basic squares but very effective on what they were trying to do. The art was bright and detailed enough to match the story. This also helped draw you into the story.

I truly enjoyed this book. It was refreshing to see a different take on pirate tales. How the captain takes care of her crew after earning their trust (or beating the trust into them). The adventures they have and the obstacles they overcome are straight out of most myths you could think of. Each story in this collection stands on it’s own but blend to a great storyline. If you are a pirate fan, book fan or any other type of fan, I think you’ll like this book, in my humble opinion. I give this 4.5 caps out of 5.

Irredeemable #36

Irredeemable #36
Boom Studios
Written by Mark Waid
Art by Diego Barreto

Plutonian is back, this time trying to save the earth from a devastating type of radiation after Qubit convinced him it would be the best thing for him to do. The only problem is that he just got the snot kicked out of him by Modeus and isn’t in a real position to do much of anything. The other superheroes who are still left are fighting among themselves with Sy in possession of ancient seeds from the mythical Tree of Life that could help save humanity and one of them is hearing voices (I thought the voice only talked to me). Did I forget anything?

Ever since this series was introduced on Free Comic Book day a few years ago, I’ve been impressed by the art. That doesn’t change here. It’s detailed enough to blend with the story and make you feel like part of the story. Each panel flows and allows the reader to move from one scene to the next, yet there are times when I would like for it to tell me where the character are, just in case I’m reading this story for the first time. Now, that leads me to the writing, I’m glad that I had a quick heads up on what’s going on but when I got into the story, I was lost for about half of the issue.

Now, I could see where the story was going but I couldn’t follow what was going on. Now, if I have this issue, what’s going to happen when someone else picks this up cold? I think they could have a worse time. Also, I pointed it before, the storyteller didn’t tell us where the characters where. Are they on this world, an alternate reality; even if they told us in the previous issue, there are those of us who haven’t read it yet. Again, this is something that most fans want to know. In my humble opinion, if you’re a fan of the book, you’ll want this and know what’s going on, if you’re not, don’t get it. I give this 2.5 caps out of 5.

Fanboys Vs Zombies #3

Boom Studios
Written by Sam Humphries
Art by Jerry Gaylord

If anyone who’s reading this has never been to a convention, turn in your geek card now! In this series from Boom, we have a group of people stuck at a convention and trapped by zombies, real zombies this time. They’re trying to survive and escape this zombie apocalypse and not fall prey to the common mistakes made by the human chum in all the movies and books they’ve seen and read. And, believe it or not, there’s drama too, one character is dealing with the fact that her ex is there as well as her rebound relationship, family issues too.

Where should I start with this? Ok, the art was spot on for what the story is about. It had just enough splats, exaggerated features and scenes that take place at every convention to carry the story with no dialogue. Each panel worked and flowed perfectly to allow the reader to know exactly where to go and fill in anything that might be missing. Now to the writing, there is so much in this that you might want to read it a few times. Just like the art, there are lines that you heard at so many conventions you’ll feel you’re there. Just minus the zombies.

I haven’t read any of the ones before this and didn’t know what to expect. But I really enjoyed the story. I’ve been to conventions in two states (geographically, mentally there’s a lot more states) and I’ve seen all sorts of fans. I’d say most of the one’s I’ve met or are friends with are represented here, whether undead or living. If you don’t see your friends when you read, you need to get out more. I need to read the first two and follow this series, you should too, in my humble opinion. I give this 4.5 caps out of 5.

Dracula World Order

Dracula World Order
Independent title
Written by Ian Brill
Art by various artists

You’re the son of Dracula and you have daddy issues (with him, who wouldn’t). So, you go out and rescue a famed vampire hunter, a half-woman, half-snake experiment and the creation of one Dr. Frankenstein to hunt down dear old dad right after killing your sister. This is just the easy part because the whole world has been turned into either vampires, slaves or food. Welcome to the new world fashioned by the king of all vampires himself.

Let me start by saying the story is broken into four different chapters. Even for a standard size book, there are enough stories to be told that it can be done in this manner. Each chapter has it’s own artist and each hit it out of the park. The art has a dark overtone but enough brightness that it feels like it could happen. They stuck with the simple paneling for each story that it worked and allowed the art to move the reader through the stories. As for the writing, there were a few spots that didn’t work for me. One was what seemed like a grammatical error, or the sentence didn’t flow right where I had to read it twice. But other than that, the story and stories seemed real enough that this could happen or is happening and we don’t know it yet.

This is one that just worked. If you’re keeping track of what’s happening in the news and politics, you could read this and say, “No. . . Well, maybe . . .” From the opening panel you start to get pulled into what is being said, the main characters and the feel of the story just carries you along. Now, I’ll play a little spoiler here, this is a one shot. That part I don’t like. I want more. I like it where the stories, may not have an ending, but they have another issue coming. The writer says he will but we don’t know when. Read this book and start writing the writer telling him we want more, in my humble opinion. I give this, 4 caps out of 5.

Fanboys Vs Zombies #3
June, 2012

Star Wars: Knight Errant: Escape Book 1 of 5

Star Wars: Knight Errant: Escape Book 1 of 5
Dark Horse Comics
Written by John Jackson Miller
Art by Marco Castiello

Dark has given another angle of the time of Star Wars where the Sith and Jedi’s were battling it out. Here we have two brutal leaders who happen to be brothers are fighting each other, one thinks he’s a god-like figure who created the universe. The other is a leader of a suicide cult who wants to destroy anything that is controlled by his brother. In the middle we have Kerra Holt, and orphaned Jedi who is trying to save and rescue as many innocent people out of the battles and away from this area of space. Yeah, I know, fun job.

This was a different twist on what I’ve grown to expect from the Star Wars universe. Looking at the art, it is very clean and well drawn. With the colors they used, each frame can draw you in and lead you to the next frame with no problem. The paneling was well laid out. Sticking to the basics with simple squares, you had no problem and it was easy on the eyes. As for the writing, because the story is dealing with subterfuge, I got a little lost on who Kerra was and where she was going. It could have been written in of time change. Other than that, everything else flowed well on the page.

As I read this, I kind of expected to get the ending I did. Being a book one, I’m not going to get a full story. I like the fact that we, as the reader, were given a backdrop before the story unfolded. Yet, as I pointed out, when a time changed occurred, we had to figure it out as we read. That’s not for me. But I did like what they where the story was going and would like to see what happens in the coming issues. If you like the Star Wars lines, pick this up. If you don’t this could be something to introduce you, in my humble opinion. I give this 3.5 caps out of 5.

Star Wars: Darth Vader and the Ghost Prison #2 of 5

Star Wars: Darth Vader and the Ghost Prison #2 of 5
Dark Horse Comics
Written by Haden Blackman
Art by Agustin Alessio

Ok, I didn’t get the first book but let me fill you in on what’s happening. The seven military academies of the Empire are graduating with Emperor Palpatine reviewing the graduates. One of the valedictorians, Laurita Tohm was put into a sabotaged fighter craft and sent out into space as a terrorist attack took out most of the clones. Darth Vader and some others survived and with Laurita coming back to see what happened, they must try and survive find out who did this and protect the Emperor. This is a lot more interesting that anything that’s happened at my graduations.

I want to start with the writing; this was very well written. The writers knew when to get in depth with dialog and when to just let the story go with just the art. Now, the art itself is the basic style for the Star Wars books and storylines out there. But, just as I’ve said in the past, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, the same rings true here. They have something that fits the story and universe within it, there was no need to change it. Lastly, the paneling was done mostly in basic squares but there are some pages where they stray from that and again it fit.

Now reading this, I realized that I don’t think I’ve had a truly bad experience reading any of the Star Wars books from Dark Horse. This one is no exception. The story flowed with no problems. It was presented in a format that draws you in and carries you along as you walk with Lord Vader, Laurita and anyone they come across. You really don’t know whom to root for because everyone is pretty much evil but how can you go against good’ol Darth? Get the first book, get this book and follow the rest, you’ll thank me, in my humble opinion. I give this a 4.5 caps out of 5.